Drop Out of Life With Bong in Hand

• I am not watching this presidential address. What he has to say is meaningless.
• League Of Legends is full of terrible players, many with terrible attitudes
• Dopesmoker by Sleep is an amazing song, even for someone who doesn't smoke weed
• I need to figure out what kind of prepaid Visa card my online bookie will take. I always paid with MC in the past, but now they no longer take those.
• I need to find a huge emerald the next time I'm in North Carolina http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2010/08/27/Experts-NC-emerald-largest-in-US/UPI-53061282957814/

Pinkos

A song that ranks along with the Internationale as a clear plea for workers' rights.

King Missile - Take Stuff From Work

Take stuff from work.
It's the best way to feel better about your job.
Never buy pens or pencils or paper.
Take 'em from work.
Rubber bands, paper clips, memo pads, folders-take 'em from work.
It's the best way to feel better about your low pay and appalling working conditions.
Take an ashtray - they got plenty.
Take coat hangers.
Take a, take a trash can.
Why buy a file cabinet?
Why buy a phone?
Why buy a personal computer or word processor?
Take 'em from work.
I took a whole desk from the last place I worked.
They never noticed and it looks great in my apartment.
Take an electric pencil sharpener.
Take a case of white-out; you might need it one day.
Take stuff from work
It's your duty as an oppressed worker to steal from your exploiters.
It's gonna be an outstanding day.
Take stuff from work, and goof off on the company time.
I wrote this at work; they're paying me to write about stuff I steal from them.
Life is good!

Bristol Palin has some huge titties

This dumb twat is only famous for being an irresponsible breeder with a mother who couldn't let her abort for political clout. However, her tits are enormous and that helps smooth over my dislike of her. This isn't even a good picture of them, and they still look quite big. Dress sluttier, you mouth breathing cunt!

This post is just a test

Checking layout.

Noise Canceling Headphones

I already own a pair of Sony MDR-NC60 noise reduction/noise canceling headphones. The sound is very good, the noise reduction is pretty good. They are terribly uncomfortable on my huge gourd, however. And when I'm wearing glasses (most of the time) they give me headaches as they pinch the earpieces into my skull. I'm definitely in the market for some new NR headphones; I travel frequently and find the NR feature very nice on planes.

I borrowed a pair of Brookstone NR headphones, and I can report that they aren't any better. They are far more comfortable, that much is certain. After prolonged wearing, they still cause discomfort around my ears as they pinch my glasses into my noggin. I think the NR feature is better on these as well; they seem to cancel noise a bit better. The biggest problem is the sound; these are so quiet! I have to turn them up significantly, but in doing so the bass is increased, forcing me to turn it down. They just aren't as clear as my Sony phones. I'm going to return these and keep looking.

I have a feeling that I'll wind up with some Bose phones. I know they are terribly expensive, but I also know that they're far more comfortable than either of these sets. And I know the sound is much better than these Brookstones.

First Post

I'm new to blogging, but neither new to the internet nor writing. This blog won't have much of a theme at first, probably just me musing about varying topics and how I feel about them. A few jokes, some product/restaurant reviews; anything that amuses me. To kick things off, here's the first paragraph from the indomitable Might Is Right.

In this arid wilderness of steel and stone I raise up my voice that you may hear.
To the East and to the West I beckon.
To the North and to the South I show a sign-
Proclaiming, "Death to the weakling, wealth to the strong."